Have you seen my brother, Max?

What color lipstick did I put on? I CAN'T SEEEEEEEE!

Why yes, I am that badass.

and ya, really

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... How did I manage to get freckles if I'm in a capsule all the time..?

Jace Errata: The Boss wants his payment on time. You did not pay on time. Your life will be the payment now.

Drop a peanut in there, I dare you.

...

Those moles are replicating themselves.. Need to book an appointment at the medical center :S

@Savage Angel

You better have a pretty good reason for waking me up if you're a fan of being NOT-dead.

[Lady Starfire] I think I will dock in that Orca... sideways.

Not only will I ABSOLUTELY destroy your ship, I will pod you and eat your frozen corpse with some fava beans....mmmm

I'm thinking of a number between 0.0 and 1.0...

Another silicon blonde.

[Onyx Nyx] "Come to me, my prey.."

[Acot Voth] "Get that light out of my face."

oh no he di-int!!

[Maxious] "The people here are all crazy. I want to get back on stage!"

I wonder if my white string-bean wig still fits ok....

Hey Rodgers, I need you to- Oh, is that what I think I see?

Will they, won't they

Tal

Why is it that no matter how far I go, I always end up standing in front of this same wall....?!

...ROHKS....not 1....no....2.......as if i have got 2 big guns doming out of my chest

I hope no one notices my head is slightly larger and misproportioned with the rest of my body. *poker face*

I'm an American Airlines pilot - what sort of delay can I cause today?

Oh look, a penny.... only a penny...

Go ahead, call me "carrot top" again and see if I don't eff you up.

If I have these shades on, no one can tell what I am thinking.

sìâTçîS¦ïFíîn¦Ésºïµû+F¦¦S+ïpÇéetc...

Another Riddick movie? but you guys ruined it with chronicles

Aerethir: So you think that was funny? Do you see me smile?

If I turn my head just right, I can get FM radio in stereo.... Drat, it's Taylor Swift again!

If I were someone else...

I would sooo do me.

Yeah? make me!

Look into my eyes. I know what you're thinking. Can he read my mind? No, I cannot. Or can I?...

Why do people never take my ideas seriously

His Idea was better than mine

I'm trapped in this dark room with Sam. Things could be worse though. I could be...uhhh...well...****!!!

This guy's creeping me out, he looks like a scientist with no morals... i wish sam were here.

That's fine Santa, I never really wanted presents anyway.
Now, where is your little magic ship?
I hope its flammable.

[Fletcher Doyle] Shamone! Eeehhh Hhheeee! *Spin, crotch grab with leg hike, spin and then "The Lean"*

Look at me, I'm too pretty to be guilty.

"I feel so bored.... And why are they looking at me?"

"So... How to fit this Rokh..."

Mom, Dad, I'm Gay.

stop talking to yourself

My fringe covers all the mustard stains.

I wonder if I should tell them that they are going in the wrong direction...

I need to straighten up this jacket so its inline with my movember

He's probably thinking of how handsome he is and how many ships he destroyed today.

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derp

You know...
After a whole life of torturing puppies, it just doesn't give me the save satisfaction anymore.

I just stepped on my last packet of cigarettes

I like Easter Grass...

"I think it was his eye! yes, it was this! He had the eye of a vulture GÇôa pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold." Ha ha ha, I love that part of the story. Poe is the boss!

You're wondering where this sunshine is coming from aren't you? Oh yes, it's coming from there alright, oh yes.

I spy with my little eye... cake!

I must make it mine.

Mental note: advise the kitchen to start sneaking Beano into the crew's food. It's starting to smell like an oil refinery in here.

I didn't want this monocle. My friends introduced to me to this guy named "the Joker" and he said he wanted to show me a magic trick and one thing led to another and- look, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

That iNeoCom is sooo last year.

That damn 'Thumb Cat Regime' are at it again!

BERRIES AND CREAM! I am a little lad who loves them.

What do you mean the Cake is a lie!?

Don't worry children, giant man-eating monsters aren't real... Holy ****.

That circle, I wonder if it can see my eyes through these glasses?

No! You can't make me!! I am NOT going to be a "pretty, pretty princess!!"